Clearly, to resolve this matter. I should be typing and submitting posts greater in length than my current board signature. Owing to the length of my current board signature, this could prove to be quite challenging unless I actually have something decent to say.
However, this aside, there are a number of ways in which I could increase the length of my posts. The first would be to extend the length of each of my posts by using additional words in a sentance, in a manner just such as this, and also by greatly extending each sentance to an utterly useless length with prolific and unecessary sue of punctuation, much in the style of this sentance which is the majority of this paragraph of explanation (thus far). Another way which complements the above method very well would be to expand upon my lexical choices throughout my largely elaborate sentances. By using longer words such as 'Aichmorhabdphobia' (The fear of being beaten with a pointed stick) and 'Arachnivorous' (Eating spiders), the length of my lines would increase, and thus, in turn, so would my posts, eventually enalbing it to 'owninate' my signature in terms of length.
In conclusion, in order for me to break the clause of Rule #6, I will need to expand upon my lexical choices and elaborate a great deal on my sentance length and structure, by using the above methods which I could now reiterate for no reason whatsoever other than to boost my post length, however I shall not, I shall just further put my point across with other entirely irrelevant and pointless points.
A further thing I could do would be to quote other users up the proverbial wazoo, as this would add quite an amount to my posts, especially if it was a large post and I only wanted to make a point regarding a single line of it, or if it was a quote fo a quote of a quote etc. This aside, this method would be very impractical and would not, in actual fact, bump up the length of my own posts, and thus I shall refrain from adopting this strategy, deciding to go for less 'n00bish' methods in order to attempt to retain (whats left of) my credability around here based on my post:sig length ratio. >_>
A popular method used on places such as GameFAQ's is to 'extend' one's post by making people wait for information by forcing them to scroll down to view it in this manner:
SPOILERRS PLZ
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Aeries deis.
Again, I will not be adopting this strategy either, as it id widely believed GameFAQ's sucks :(
Also, by now, I am quite sure that my post is longer than my signature, prving my intellect++....if its not, I will delete it all and replace it with the word 'Gigglesticks'.
Thank you and goodnight.
~RPG
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